The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles exercising at home with a bold, counter-intuitive method involving household obstacle courses and accidental fitness. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide is chaotic, impractical, and guaranteed to keep you moving — whether you want to or not.
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Advice of the Day: Treating a Cold
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles treating a cold with a truly bizarre, counter-intuitive solution involving slugs and questionable life choices. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide is absurd, surreal, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows.
Advice of the Day: Choosing a Pet
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles choosing a pet with bold, counter-intuitive wisdom, suggesting you simply pick the loudest animal available. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to pet ownership is chaotic, unpredictable, and dangerously entertaining.
Advice of the Day: Remembering People’s Names
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles remembering people’s names with bold, counter-intuitive wisdom. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide suggests avoiding the problem entirely, resulting in awkward conversations, clever deflections, and surprisingly effective social survival tactics.
Advice of the Day: Pretending to Be on the Phone
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles pretending to be on the phone with bold, counter-intuitive techniques for avoiding awkward conversations. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to social escape is clever, absurd, and dangerously effective.
Advice of the Day: Sneaking Food into the Cinema
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles sneaking food into the cinema with bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving hidden snacks and supreme confidence. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding overpriced popcorn is absurd, mischievous, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Pretending You’re Not In
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending you’re not in with a surreal, counter-intuitive strategy: stay hidden at all times. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding visitors is absurd, paranoid, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Pretending to Listen
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending to listen with bold, counter-intuitive techniques for appearing engaged without actually paying attention. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to social survival is clever, absurd, and dangerously effective.
Advice of the Day: Staying Close to a Toilet
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the important question of never being too far from a toilet. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving proactive questioning and tactical seating, this Viz Top Tips–style guide to personal logistics is absurd, practical, and dangerously amusing.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Toasters
The Sage offers today’s advice: “Never trust a man who owns more than three toasters.” Hilariously unhelpful, questionably true, and deeply suspicious of carb-heavy lifestyles.
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