The Sage shares an unusual tip: carry a brick in your briefcase. You’ll never need it, but it creates an air of mystery, menace, and DIY potential. Ideal for meetings.
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The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day…Thoughts.
Today’s Sage Advice: “If you have a problem, just try not thinking about it.” Sound logic or absolute chaos? Only on The Sage Page.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Toasters
The Sage offers today’s advice: “Never trust a man who owns more than three toasters.” Hilariously unhelpful, questionably true, and deeply suspicious of carb-heavy lifestyles.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Bees
The Sage advises: “If a swarm of bees chases you, just tell them you’re not a flower.” Utterly useless, completely hilarious, and very much on brand.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day:
Today’s sage advice? “Never buy potatoes with free shipping.” A warning about bruised tubers, online regret, and the hidden cost of ‘free.’
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