Discover the remarkable story of The Sage, Dorchester’s most eccentric philosopher. From his biscuit-based enlightenment to his wildly impractical wisdom, The Sage blends British humour, tea, and quiet confusion into a philosophy that proves enlightenment can happen anywhere — even in Dorset.
Tag Archives: whimsical philosophy
Advice of the Day: Key Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never lose your keys by welding them to your car.” This brilliantly impractical tip ensures key security at the expense of convenience — perfect for those who value peace of mind over practicality, and don’t mind explaining themselves to strangers.
Quote of the Day: Lost and Found
A new whimsical Quote of the Day from fictional philosopher Eric Shinn: “If you can’t find yourself, try looking under the sofa cushions. That’s where most things turn up.” Light-hearted wisdom reminding us that life’s answers may be hiding in the most mundane — and crumb-filled — places.
Advice of the Day: Mirror ID
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “When asked for ID, show them a mirror and say, ‘This is me.’” Absurdly practical and philosophically questionable, this tip saves you from carrying ID — unless you count carrying a mirror everywhere as an inconvenience.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Pigeons
The Sage warns: “If a pigeon offers you financial advice, something may be amiss.” A humorous reminder to question your sources—and maybe the voices in your head.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Haircuts
The Sage warns: never ask a barber if you need a haircut. A playful reminder that some advice comes with scissors. Classic tongue-in-cheek wisdom from The Sage Page.
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