I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?”
He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!”
My mate told me about a fantastic campsite down south that I should go to after the lockdown
I said.. Endorse it?
Na.. She replied.. It’s in Devon..
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both Paris sites.
Why is a German stone intelligent?
Because it’s not just a stone, it’s ein Stein.
I was reading a book when my 5 year old nephew asked, “Why is that book so thick?”
I told him, “It’s a long story.”