Thursday Fun

I once saw two octopuses that looked exactly the same…

They must have been itentacle twins.

I was at a funeral the other day and a couple in front of me were loudly arguing about which herb goes best with which fish.

I could only think it wasn’t the Thyme or Plaice.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.

She seemed surprised.

I entered a palindrome contest today…

I got top spot.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog.

He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head.

Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: ‘Can I help, sir?’

‘No thanks,’ says the blind bloke. ‘Just looking.’

1,2,3,4,5 Once I caught a fish alive,

6,7,8,9,10 I’m banned from London Zoo again…

People thought that Tina Turner had moved into my spare room last weekend but she was simply the guest…

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