Wednesday Jokes!

The man who makes the giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next week.

There will be some big chouxs to fill when he goes…

The swordfish has no natural predators to be afraid of.

Except for the penfish, which is thought to be mightier.

The delivery driver asked me what time it was.

I said, “Somewhere between 8am and 5:30pm”.

How to pirate any movie you like:

Rate it 3.14.

The job interviewer asked why they should give me the waiter’s job.

I said, “I bring a lot to the table”.

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody.

It was a Chinese restaurant.

I said to this Chinese waiter, ‘Look, this chicken I got here is cold.’

He said, ‘It should be, it’s been dead two weeks.’

The female caretaker in my office block asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke marijuana….

I said no, I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman…

A duck goes into a pub and the barman says “Waddle it be?”

Published by The Sage Page


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