As a kid I was made to walk the plank.
We couldn’t afford a dog.
Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says “MOOOOO!”
The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path ….
Velcro . . . what a ripoff.
For her birthday my wife wanted tickets for a cruise to Denmark to see The Temptations…
But instead I drove to Primark to get her four tops.