My mate needed a bone marrow transplant
We found a match in Argentina
The operation was a success
Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.
As a kid I was made to walk the plank.
We couldn’t afford a dog.
Have you been hit with a rhythm stick?
You may be entitled to personal Ian Dury compensation.
Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says “MOOOOO!”
The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer.
We are both Lawyers.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path ….
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it’s hard to find 32 of them
Velcro . . . what a ripoff.
My local green grocer has won a contract to supply root vegetables to the South African rugby team…
I thought ‘That’s a turnip for the Boks.’
For her birthday my wife wanted tickets for a cruise to Denmark to see The Temptations…
But instead I drove to Primark to get her four tops.
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