Wednesday Wit

For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.

Drum roll please.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

The advantage of easy origami is twofold…


The family of a man who went missing after eating five tins of baked beans and two jars of pickled onions have made an emotional appeal for his return.

They said in a statement: “Please don’t come back for at least a week.”

Someone has glued my pack of cards together…

I don’t know how to deal with it.

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they’re actually pretty light.

I’m thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events.

I wonder how many people are in that field.

A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest.

The man enters the bank.

Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgage.

Employee: I don’t really care.

Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?

Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Published by The Sage Page


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