Thursday Jokes

Let’s ban pre-shredded cheese.

Make Britain grate again !

I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my lounge.

I think it makes it look more classy.

At first my wife hated the revolving chair I bought, but then she sat on it….

Eventually she came around.

An onion just told me a joke.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair…

Feeling sad as my clothes horse has finally broken beyond repair after I’ve had it for 25 years…

It’s the end of an airer.

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