3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
I am going to apply for a job as a waiter…
I could bring a lot to the table.
I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?
Because he was 2².
I’ve just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.
The hours are terrible, but apparently the celery is good.