Friday Humour.

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

There are 3 unwritten rules in life:


I am going to apply for a job as a waiter…

I could bring a lot to the table.

At the Olympics I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?”

He replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

An eyesaur.

Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2².

Why is the divorce rate so high with tennis players?

To them, Love means nothing.

I’ve just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.

The hours are terrible, but apparently the celery is good.

Published by The Sage Page


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