3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
There are 3 unwritten rules in life:
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3.
I am going to apply for a job as a waiter…
I could bring a lot to the table.
At the Olympics I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?”
He replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”
I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An eyesaur.
Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?
Because he was 2².
Why is the divorce rate so high with tennis players?
To them, Love means nothing.
I’ve just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.
The hours are terrible, but apparently the celery is good.
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