Thursday Jokes.

My teacher always said “violence is never the answer”.

I’m stuck on the last clue on a £1000 prize crossword.

26 across – behaviour involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something.

It’s V _ _ L _ N _ E

Any ideas?

The kid next door has an imaginary drum kit.

Can’t beat that!

Q) How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?

A) Hide their spades.

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.

I was like Omg …

I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59

because I like that one-to-one time

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my therapy room. I didn’t know what to make of it.

As I get older, I think of all the people I’ve lost along the way…

Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me?

Dropping Latin phrases into conversations just to sound smart is definitely my modus operandi…

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