My teacher always said “violence is never the answer”.
I’m stuck on the last clue on a £1000 prize crossword.
26 across – behaviour involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something.
It’s V _ _ L _ N _ E
Any ideas?
The kid next door has an imaginary drum kit.
Can’t beat that!
Q) How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?
A) Hide their spades.
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.
I was like Omg …
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59
because I like that one-to-one time
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my therapy room. I didn’t know what to make of it.
As I get older, I think of all the people I’ve lost along the way…
Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me?
Dropping Latin phrases into conversations just to sound smart is definitely my modus operandi…