Thursday’s tub of titters.

The wife has just come home from the shops in a Gloria Gaynor face mask…

At first I was afraid…

I think I’ve been making Motown puns for about three years, four tops…

My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.”

It’s not my first choice, but I’m ok with it.

I own a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot, so I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B?

When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” just after a swear word.

I’ll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.

Whenever I buy anything on EBay I make sure I pay right away to keep the seller happy.

I think I’m a paypal pleaser.

I was given a leaflet the other day on anger management.

I lost it.

I wanted to tell you all about a colour I made up…

Turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?

Pokemon!

Here’s a picture of me with REM.

That’s me in the corner.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

I went to a pub called “The Old Fiddle” last weekend…

I wouldn’t go there again though, it was a vile inn…

Mary had a little lamb

The midwife was surprised…

My inflatable house got a puncture last night.

Now, I’m living in a flat.

Pirate Leader: Men, I need to know how to say the number 2 in Roman numerals.

Crew: I I captain.

What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee.

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