I think I’ve been making Motown puns for about three years, four tops…
I own a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot, so I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B?
Whenever I buy anything on EBay I make sure I pay right away to keep the seller happy.
I think I’m a paypal pleaser.
I wanted to tell you all about a colour I made up…
Turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Here’s a picture of me with REM.
That’s me in the corner.
I went to a pub called “The Old Fiddle” last weekend…
I wouldn’t go there again though, it was a vile inn…
My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
Now, I’m living in a flat.
What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
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