My mate is a professional counterfeiter.
He’s got loads of certificates to prove it.
I bought a dog off a blacksmith today and as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door.
I started carrying a knife since an attempted mugging a few years ago.
Now I’m a lot more successful.
My girlfriend was making fun of me because I always order the worst drink.
It was a cheap shot.
I told my therapist I keep hearing voices in my head.
She told me I don’t have a therapist.
There’s a thin line between a numerator and denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
I’ve just bought 50 bottles of Tipex.
Big mistake!
The school had a big problem with drugs… especially Class A
If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They’re trained for that…
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