Friday funnies …

My mate is a professional counterfeiter.

He’s got loads of certificates to prove it.

I bought a dog off a blacksmith today and as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door.

I started carrying a knife since an attempted mugging a few years ago.

Now I’m a lot more successful.

My girlfriend was making fun of me because I always order the worst drink.

It was a cheap shot.

I told my therapist I keep hearing voices in my head.

She told me I don’t have a therapist.

There’s a thin line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

I’ve just bought 50 bottles of Tipex.

Big mistake!

The school had a big problem with drugs… especially Class A

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They’re trained for that…

Published by The Sage Page


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