My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can’t believe Gaviscon.
“Mum, why does everyone at school pick on me?”
“I’ve no idea, Someoneyourownsize.”
My mates music collection is amazing!
Well except for a few CDs by this one awful pop act.
So I’m taking Steps to change it.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
I changed my password to “incorrect”.
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.
All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
The doctor said I should improve my diet by eating more whole foods.
Just had a bagel and a donut for lunch…
Bread is a lot like the sun.
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
I started my own all natural fertilizer company recently.
I guess that makes me an entremanure!
Despite zero experience, I’m opening a BBQ restaurant next to the courthouse.
It’ll be Trial by Fire.
What sound does a witch’s car make?
All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary…
Joke’s on them, so are they!
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Awesome as always!
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