Friday’s factory fabrication of fish flavoured fries …

The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him.

Judge gave me 20 years.

6:30 is definitely the best time on a clock…

Hands down.

We live in uncaring society. I was in the park the other day watching an old man feed the birds, and after a while I thought to myself, “I wonder how long he’s been dead.”

I met my girlfriend at an arthritis support group…you know when two people just click?

I was born to be a pessimist.

My blood type is B Negative.

I can’t get enough minimalism.

What do you call a Welsh singer who never gets lost?

Tomtom Jones.

A bunch of batteries were gathering around in a circle.

I guess they were having an AA-meeting.

What do you call your average ancient Greek?


How do you deal with a sad astronaut?

Just give them some space.

I started my own all natural fertilizer company recently.

I guess that makes me an entremanure!

James Bond got in the jacuzzi.

Bubble 07.

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