Joke of the Day: Bananas

Peel Yourself Away from the Ordinary: A Bunch of Banana Jokes

Looking to add some zest to your day? Dive into our delightful collection of banana jokes! Whether you’re a fan of fruity puns or just in need of a good laugh, these jokes are ripe for the picking. From classic one-liners to playful wordplay, our banana-themed humor is sure to bring a smile to your face. So, grab a bunch and enjoy the lighter side of life with these a-peel-ing jokes!

I used to feed gorillas at my local zoo from a distance using a golf club. I’d drive them bananas.

What sort of key opens a banana?

A monkey.

What do you call a banana with eyes?

A binini.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

A friend keeps having nightmares about half-eaten bananas.

We suspect it’s a mid-Fyffe crisis.

I took a banana to the doctor yesterday.

It wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the banana go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

I used to have a banana fancy dress costume, but it split.

A friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates.

Banana Armour.

I felt safe when I saw a banana skin on the path the other day.

I was wearing a Slipknot tee shirt.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

And that’s not all ….

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