I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective… We call him Sherlock Ohms. My neighbour said she would lend me her waterproof canvas sheets for my camping holiday this Bank Holiday weekend. Ta Pauline. Someone told me to try horse manure on my rhubarb. I have to say, I still preferContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Sunday’s suitcase of sprightly shenanigans”
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Joke of the Day: Tha Sage’s Saturday swamp of sardonic satire.
My brother got stung by a bee on the forehead. He’s at the ER now, his face all swollen and bruised; he almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. I once went to a really awkward party in an igloo… When I tried to break the ice itContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tha Sage’s Saturday swamp of sardonic satire.”
Quote of the Day: Books
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.” Marcus Tullius Cicero Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BCE – 43 BCE) was a prominent Roman statesman, philosopher, orator, and lawyer. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest orators and writers of the late Roman Republic. Cicero was born in Arpinum, Italy, andContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Books”
Advice of the Day: Magnification
You can magnify your phone’s screen by putting it in a glass of water. This advice comes with a tongue-in-cheek warning! Putting your phone in a glass of water is not good advice for magnifying the screen. In fact, it can be extremely damaging to your phone. Submerging your phone in water can lead toContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Magnification”
Thought of the Day: Buildings
Why is it called a building if it’s already built? The term “building” can be understood in two different senses. In one sense, “building” refers to the process or action of constructing a structure. In this context, it is used as a verb, such as “they are building a house.” However, in the more commonContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Buildings”
This Day in History: May 27th
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Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s wagon of wisecracks …
I’ve got a new joke about an umbrella but I think it might go over people’s heads… I’m looking to hire a Chef who is very frugal with herbs. No thyme wasters please… I Googled the phrase “missing medieval servant”. It came back with “Page not found”. I got a book titled ‘A Guide toContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s wagon of wisecracks …”
The Sage and his Chihuahua
In a realm of wisdom, a Sage so bright,In a robe of white, his aura alight.With gentle hands, he holds a brush so fine,A pet chihuahua, Marvin, his furry divine. Marvin, the chihuahua, small and spry,With gleaming eyes that twinkle like the sky.A trusted companion, loyal and true,Together they embark on a dental rendezvous. InContinue reading “The Sage and his Chihuahua”
Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tirade of trifles …
Opened a tin of paint and found model figures of King Arthur, Lancelot, and Sir Galahad floating in it. The knights in white satin. I’m appearing in a film being made about Greggs the Bakers. I’ll be playing a small roll. I thought it would be easy to balance a bucket of Tippex on myContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tirade of trifles …”
Advice of the Day: Cats and Bags
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. This is a proverbial expression that conveys the idea that revealing a secret or sharing confidential information is much simpler and more effortless than trying to undo or reverse the consequences of that disclosure. The phrase uses theContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Cats and Bags”
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