Marcus Aurelius Antoninus is perhaps my favourite philosopher, he was the Roman emperor from 161 to 180 and was known as the last of the Five Good Emperors. He is known for his stoic philosophy. This quote is not so much about proportionality or justice, but it says to me “be the better person”. Only by raising the standards in ourselves, do we influence and raise the standards in others.
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“It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way.”
Rollo May
Rollo May was an American 20th-century psychologist who played central roles both in developing and popularizing existential psychology. This quote sums up human behaviour well; in that, it is the very times when we need to be still and take stock that we make haste to move away from where are in life. This is when we will often continue to pursue or endeavour to take the wrong direction. We all get lost (metaphorically) in life and it as these times we need to retrace our steps, be circumspect, take advice, and take our time before moving again.
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Take a break and enjoy some feathered fun with our collection of bird jokes. Whether you’re a birdwatcher, a fan of puns, or just in need of a good laugh, these jokes are sure to lift your spirits. From clever one-liners to playful puns, our bird-themed humor is perfect for sharing with friends, family, or fellow bird enthusiasts. So, spread your wings and dive into a world of avian amusement!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
I’ve started using geese heading south for winter to shave small pieces of cheese.
They are migrating birds.
I saw Sinead O’Connor in a birdwatching hide yesterday. I asked her what kind of activity she’d seen…
She replied “It’s been seven owls and fifteen jays….”
Where do birds meet for coffee?
Nest-cafe.
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I bought a ‘self-assembly’ bird table last week…
I put it in the garden and they haven’t even opened the box yet!
Can anyone remember?
What was the name of the big bird in Sesame Street?
We’ve got a bird of prey that only dances to 80s music at night…
Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
I went to a fancy dress party last weekend dressed as a loaf of bread…
The birds were all over me.
Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat.
So the oily bird gets the warm.
I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…
He’s certainly a shorn canary…
I’ve opened up a shop selling uncaged birds.
They are flying off the shelves!
And that’s not all:
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“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
Confucius
Oh, I wish this was true! I can’t seem to avoid the complications and entrapments of life. We need food, water, shelter, warmth, family, companionship, and love! Simple. Why is life not so?
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Udderly Amusing: A Moo-velous Collection of Cow Jokes
Kick back and enjoy some bovine brilliance! Our cow joke trove is packed with hoof‑tapping humor—perfect for fans of farmyard fun and light‑hearted puns. From clever quips about lactose to silly one‑liners that are sure to “milk” a laugh, this collection celebrates cows with charm and wit. So gather around, cow‑muilate your favorites, and let these jokes bring down the barn in laughter!
Studies have shown that cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them…
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Two cows in a field on a cold winter’s night.
One cow says to the other, “I don’t know about you but I’m fresian”
Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows.
They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milk shake!
My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up.
I always see Himalayan there.
What does a narcissistic cow say?
“Meeeee!”
Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says “MOOOOO!”
The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they’re a lot harder to catch than cows.
My son asked: “Are these gay cows, Daddy?”
“No, they’re bison,” I replied.
Cowboys don’t roll joints.
They tumble weed.
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
The moooovies.
How did the farmer find his missing cow?
He tractor down.
What goes “oom, oom”?
A cow walking backwards.
What has one horn and provides milk?
A dairy lorry.
What goes “booo, booo, booo”?
A cow with a cold.
Deja-Moo: That feeling that you have heard this bull before.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How do you know when it is time for cows to go to sleep?
When it’s pasture bedtime.
Two cows in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
Of course, some cow jokes are better than udders…
One cow says to another, “How do you shoo flies?”
The other replies, “I let them go barefoot”
And that’s not all ….
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“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”
Socrates
Daily, we get wrapped up in fighting our own personal battles. We easily forget that people are the same as us, and have their personal battles too. We love their kind thoughts toward us when we share our battles with them. We do not need to know their battles before we give them kindness. Be kind without this knowledge. Be kind.
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I spent 25 minutes waving to an old woman this morning…
Then I realised she was cleaning her windows!
My window cleaner passed away recently.
Just made contact with him again using a squeegee board…
Since the snow came all my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
I got pulled over by a traffic policeman.
He walked up to my window and said, “Papers.”
I said, “Scissors, I win…” and I drove off.
He must be desperate for a re-match because he’s been chasing me for ages.
I was walking past a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’
I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant…
‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
I wrote a story once about a broken window.
It’s saved in my drafts.
Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, “Window or Aisle?”.
I said, Window or you’ll do what?
Why are computers like air conditioning units?
They stop working properly when you open too many windows.
Saw a sign in a window, “Flat screen TV for sale, only £20.
Broken volume control”. Couldn’t turn it down.
Entered a window fitting competition.
Smashed it.
How do you use water to create light?
Clean the windows.
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