Thought of the Day: Condoms

Condom companies technically kill their future customers.

The statement you’ve made seems to suggest a paradoxical viewpoint. While it is true that the use of condoms can prevent pregnancies, and thus, in a sense, prevent the birth of potential future customers, it’s essential to understand the broader context.

Condom companies, like other businesses, primarily aim to provide products that fulfill a need or demand in the market. Condoms serve various purposes beyond contraception, including preventing the transmission of sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Therefore, the goal of condom companies is typically centered around public health, safe sex practices, and preventing the spread of diseases, rather than focusing solely on the prevention of pregnancies.

Furthermore, many condom companies also invest in sexual health education and awareness programs, advocating for responsible and informed sexual behavior. Their initiatives often promote the importance of safe sex practices and the use of contraceptives to prevent unintended pregnancies and the spread of STIs.

In summary, while condoms do prevent pregnancies, the intention behind their production and promotion is generally to promote sexual health and prevent the transmission of diseases, rather than to “kill future customers.”

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This Day in History: March 28th

Here are ten historical events that took place on March 28th, listed in chronological order:

  1. 193 – Roman Emperor Pertinax is assassinated by Praetorian Guards, who then sell the throne in an auction to Didius Julianus.
  2. 845 – Paris is sacked by Viking raiders, probably under Ragnar Lodbrok, who collects a huge ransom in exchange for leaving.
  3. 1776 – Juan Bautista de Anza finds the site for the Presidio of San Francisco.
  4. 1795 – Partitions of Poland: The Duchy of Courland and Semigallia, a northern fief of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth, ceases to exist and becomes part of Imperial Russia.
  5. 1910 – Henri Fabre becomes the first person to fly a seaplane, the Fabre Hydravion, after taking off from a water runway near Martigues, France.
  6. 1939 – Spanish Civil War: Generalissimo Francisco Franco conquers Madrid after a three-year siege.
  7. 1969 – Dwight D. Eisenhower, the 34th President of the United States, dies in Washington, D.C. at the age of 78.
  8. 1979 – A coolant leak at the Three Mile Island’s Unit 2 nuclear reactor outside Harrisburg, Pennsylvania leads to the core overheating and a partial meltdown.
  9. 2005 – The 2005 Sumatran earthquake rocks Indonesia, affecting several countries and causing the death of at least 1,300 people.
  10. 2017 – The United Kingdom formally invokes Article 50, beginning the process of leaving the European Union, commonly known as Brexit.

These events cover a wide range of historical periods and contexts, showcasing the diversity of events that have occurred on March 28th throughout history.

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Thought of the Day: Skinny

People who are larger have more skin. Making them skinnier.

No, that statement is not accurate! The amount of skin a person has is not directly related to their body size or weight. Skin size and surface area can vary somewhat between individuals, but it’s not proportional to body size in the way that statement suggests.

Body size and weight are determined by factors such as muscle mass, bone density, fat distribution, and overall body composition. Larger individuals typically have more mass overall, which includes muscle, fat, bone, and other tissues. However, this doesn’t mean they have more skin relative to their size; rather, their skin may need to cover a larger surface area due to their body’s dimensions, but it doesn’t necessarily make them “skinnier” in appearance.

It’s important to note that being “skinny” or “fat” is a complex interplay of various factors, including genetics, diet, exercise, metabolism, and overall health, and it cannot be simplistically explained by the amount of skin someone has.

The term “skinny” as it refers to being thin or slim likely originated from the Middle English word “skin,” which referred to the skin or the outer covering of the body. Over time, “skinny” evolved to describe someone who is very thin or lacking in flesh.

The exact origins of the term are not definitively known, but it has been used in English language for centuries to describe individuals who are lean or slender. Its usage became more widespread over time, and today it’s a common colloquial term used to describe someone who is thin or has a low body weight.

It’s worth noting that language evolves over time, and the meanings and connotations of words can change as well. While “skinny” originally simply referred to being thin, it can sometimes carry additional connotations or implications depending on context and cultural factors.

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This Day in History: March 27th

Here are ten historical events that took place on March 27th, listed in chronological order:

  1. 1309 – Pope Clement V excommunicates Venice and all its population.
  2. 1625 – Charles I becomes King of England, Scotland, and Ireland as well as claiming the title of King of France.
  3. 1794 – The United States Government establishes a permanent navy and authorizes the building of six frigates.
  4. 1836 – The first installment of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens is published.
  5. 1851 – First reported sighting of the Yosemite Valley by Europeans.
  6. 1915 – Typhoid Mary, the first healthy carrier of disease ever identified in the United States, is put in quarantine, where she would remain for the rest of her life.
  7. 1945 – World War II: Operation Starvation, the aerial mining of Japan’s ports and waterways, begins.
  8. 1977 – Tenerife airport disaster: Two Boeing 747 airliners collide on a foggy runway on Tenerife in the Canary Islands, killing 583 people.
  9. 1980 – Silver Thursday: A steep fall in silver prices, resulting from the Hunt Brothers’ attempt to corner the market, leads to panic on commodity and futures exchanges.
  10. 1998 – The Food and Drug Administration approves Viagra for use as a treatment for male impotence, becoming the first pill to be approved for this condition in the United States.

These events span centuries and cover a range of historical contexts and significance.

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This Day in History: March 26th

Here are ten historical events that took place on March 26th, listed in chronological order:

  1. 1484: William Caxton printed his translation of Aesop’s Fables, becoming the first English printer.
  2. 1804: The U.S. Congress passed the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution, changing the procedure for electing the president and vice president.
  3. 1812: An earthquake devastated Caracas, Venezuela, killing an estimated 20,000 people.
  4. 1885: The Métis people led by Louis Riel declared a provisional government in Saskatchewan, Canada, starting the North-West Rebellion.
  5. 1913: Balkan War: Bulgarian forces captured Adrianople (modern-day Edirne, Turkey) from the Ottoman Empire during the First Balkan War.
  6. 1942: World War II: In occupied France, the French Gestapo rounded up 1,500 Jews, arresting them and subsequently sending them to Auschwitz.
  7. 1971: East Pakistan declared independence from Pakistan, forming the new nation of Bangladesh.
  8. 1979: The Camp David Accords were signed by Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin and Egyptian President Anwar Sadat, with U.S. President Jimmy Carter mediating.
  9. 1997: Thirty-nine members of the Heaven’s Gate cult were found dead in a mass suicide in Rancho Santa Fe, California, believing they were destined to rendezvous with a spaceship hiding behind the Comet Hale-Bopp.
  10. 2010: A magnitude 6.9 earthquake struck near Tijuana, Mexico, causing buildings to sway as far away as Los Angeles and San Diego.

These events reflect a diverse range of historical occurrences spanning centuries and continents.

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What do you call? Jokes

What do you call a Communist sniper?

A Marx-man.

What do you call a homeless horse?

Unstable

What do you call a computer mouse that swears?

A cursor.

What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Unbeeleaveable!

What do you call a man in a slow-cooker?

Stu.

What do you call a group of anxious dinosaurs?

Nervous Rex.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso.

What do you call someone in debt?

Owen.

What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head?

Claude.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake.

What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Wander woman.

What do you call 100 little sheep rolling down a hill?

A lambslide.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?

Nina.

What do you call a bedpan in Russia?

A Poo-tin.

What do you call two blokes sitting on top of a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a girl who catches fish?

Annette.

What do you call a £1,000 door?

A grand entrance.

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

What do you call a big pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Denis.

What do you call a dadjoke you made up yourself?

Home groan.

What do you call a Welshman with a biscuit on his head?

Dai Gestive.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

An eyesaur.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Still a fly. The irony is unfortunate, but the name doesn’t change.

What do you call it when you’re attracted to both men and women but neither are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

Maybe

What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

What do you call a dead musician?

A decomposer.

What do you call a short mother?

A minimum.

What do you call a banana with eyes?

A binini.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

What do you call a floating dog?

A good buoy.

What do you call a cat with no legs?

Dog food.

What do you call Postman Pat on the dole?

Pat.

What do you call Bears with no ears?

B.

What do you call a Welsh singer who never gets lost?

Tomtom Jones.

What do you call your average ancient Greek?

Mediocrates.

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What do you call a hippo without a butt?

A hippo-bottomless.

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo.

What do you call a man who lives in an envelope?

Bill.

What do you call a hotel breakfast that gives you diarrhoea?

Incontinental.

What do you call an ox with a large bum?

Big buttocks.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

An egg.

What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?

Sheer Luck Holmes.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times?

A widow

What do you call a boat full of polite football players?

A good sportsman ship.

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats? 

Max

What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?

Phil.

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Thought of the Day: Blinking

If everybody blinked in sync, nobody would know that other people blinked.


Yes, it’s true! If everyone blinked in perfect synchronization, it’s unlikely that anyone would notice that others blinked because everyone’s eyes would be closed simultaneously. Each person’s perception of time would be interrupted during the blink, so they wouldn’t be aware of the precise moment when others blinked. Therefore, it would seem as if everyone’s eyes remained open continuously. However, achieving such perfect synchronization among a large group of people would be practically impossible.

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