Advice of the Day: Waste Disposal

Dispose of old strip lighting tubes by inserting into dead snakes.

This advice is not appropriate or ethical. It’s important to dispose of hazardous materials like old strip lighting tubes safely and responsibly, following local regulations and guidelines. Using dead snakes for disposal is both disrespectful to animals and potentially harmful to the environment. It’s best to explore proper disposal methods such as recycling programs or hazardous waste facilities.

So instead create a modern art installation titled “Tubelight Serpentarium” and display the tubes along with rubber snakes in an abstract arrangement. Then start a quirky gardening trend by burying the tubes vertically in the soil around your plants, labeling them as “Glowing Worm Holes” to attract curious onlookers.

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This Day in History: May 10th

Here are ten historical events that took place on May 10th:

  1. 1775: The Second Continental Congress convenes in Philadelphia, marking the start of the American Revolutionary War.
  2. 1869: The First Transcontinental Railroad is completed with the “Golden Spike” ceremony at Promontory Summit, Utah, connecting the Central Pacific and Union Pacific railroads.
  3. 1872: Victoria Woodhull becomes the first woman nominated for President of the United States by the Equal Rights Party.
  4. 1940: Winston Churchill becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom following the resignation of Neville Chamberlain during World War II.
  5. 1994: Nelson Mandela is inaugurated as South Africa’s first black president, ending apartheid and marking the beginning of a new era for the country.
  6. 1994: The Channel Tunnel (Eurotunnel) officially opens, connecting the United Kingdom and France by rail under the English Channel.
  7. 2008: The 2008 Sichuan earthquake strikes China, killing over 69,000 people and leaving millions homeless.
  8. 2010: Eurovision Song Contest 2010 concludes with Germany’s Lena Meyer-Landrut winning with the song “Satellite.”
  9. 2016: The Paris Agreement, a landmark international treaty on climate change, is signed by representatives of 196 countries at the United Nations Headquarters in New York City.
  10. 2018: President Donald Trump announces the United States’ withdrawal from the Iran nuclear deal, officially known as the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA).

These events span various areas of history, from politics and diplomacy to culture and technology.

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Joke of the Day: Fishing

I went fishing at the weekend and there was this guy splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

“It’s alright, buddy,” I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, “It says no swimming anyway”.

Advice of the Day: Stay safe

Create an inexpensive burglar alarm by covering your stairs in cornflakes before going to bed.

Using cornflakes as a burglar alarm might not be the most effective or practical solution. It could create a mess and may not reliably deter burglars. Additionally, it could pose a safety hazard if someone were to slip and fall on the cornflakes. It’s generally better to invest in proper security measures like locks, alarms, and outdoor lighting to protect your home.

So here are a few creative ideas for inexpensive burglar alarms:

  1. “Squeaky Toy Security System”: Place strategically positioned squeaky dog toys around your home. If a burglar steps on one, it’ll make noise and potentially startle them.
  2. “Bubble Wrap Barrier”: Tape bubble wrap to entry points like windows and doors. If someone tries to break in, the popping sound of the bubble wrap could alert you.
  3. “DIY Tin Can Tripwire”: String empty tin cans along a string or wire across your entryways. If someone trips the wire, the cans will rattle loudly, creating a makeshift alarm.
  4. “Whoopee Cushion Alarm”: Rig up whoopee cushions to chairs or doorknobs. If someone sits or pushes on them, the sudden noise could surprise an intruder.
  5. “Lego Landmine”: Scatter LEGO bricks on the floor around your home. Stepping on them barefoot can be painful and loud enough to wake you up.

If you’re a pet owner, especially if you have a dog, you’ll want to avoid alarm systems that might inadvertently startle or harm your furry friend. Here are some pet-friendly alternatives for inexpensive burglar alarms:

  1. Doggy Doorbell: Install a doorbell that your dog can easily ring by pawing at it. Train your dog to use it when someone approaches the door.
  2. Motion-Activated Treat Dispenser: Set up a motion-activated treat dispenser near entry points. When someone triggers the motion sensor, it dispenses a treat, which might distract or deter intruders while also rewarding your pet.
  3. DIY Hairball Alarm: Place strategically piled hairballs around your home. If someone steps on them, they’ll squish and emit an unmistakable sound, alerting you to their presence and potentially grossing out any intruders.
  4. Pet Portrait Perimeter: Hang large portraits of your pets near entry points. If someone tries to sneak in, they’ll be greeted by the watchful eyes of your furry friends, deterring them with adorable judgment.
  5. Laser Pointer Security System: Set up a series of motion-activated laser pointers that activate when someone enters. The lasers create an entertaining light show that will confuse intruders and provide endless entertainment for your pets.

By incorporating these pet-friendly burglar alarm alternatives, you can enhance your home security without causing stress or harm to your beloved pet.

Stay safe.

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This Day in History: May 7th

Here are ten historical events that took place on May 7th:

  1. 558 – In Constantinople, the dome of the Hagia Sophia collapses due to an earthquake.
  2. 1429 – During the Hundred Years’ War, Joan of Arc lifts the Siege of Orléans, turning the tide in favor of the French.
  3. 1763 – Pontiac’s War begins when Pontiac’s forces attack a British garrison at Fort Detroit.
  4. 1840 – The Great Natchez Tornado strikes Natchez, Mississippi, killing hundreds of people.
  5. 1915 – The British ocean liner RMS Lusitania is sunk by a German U-boat off the coast of Ireland during World War I, resulting in the deaths of 1,198 passengers and crew.
  6. 1945 – Germany signs an unconditional surrender at Allied headquarters in Reims, France, ending World War II in Europe.
  7. 1954 – The French garrison in Dien Bien Phu falls after a 56-day siege by the Viet Minh, leading to the end of French involvement in Indochina.
  8. 1960 – Leonid Brezhnev becomes the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, succeeding Nikita Khrushchev.
  9. 1974 – The United States House of Representatives Judiciary Committee begins formal impeachment hearings against President Richard Nixon.
  10. 1992 – The Space Shuttle Endeavour is launched on its maiden voyage, mission STS-49.

These events span a wide range of historical periods and highlight significant moments in history.

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This Day in History: May 6th

Here are ten historical events that took place on May 6th:

  1. 1527: The Sack of Rome occurs as mutinous troops of the Holy Roman Emperor, Charles V, sack the city, resulting in significant destruction and loss of life.
  2. 1840: The Penny Black, the world’s first adhesive postage stamp, is issued in the United Kingdom.
  3. 1851: The Great Exhibition opens in the Crystal Palace in London, showcasing the industrial and technological advancements of the time.
  4. 1882: The United States Congress passes the Chinese Exclusion Act, which restricts immigration of Chinese laborers to the United States.
  5. 1937: The Hindenburg disaster occurs when the German passenger airship LZ 129 Hindenburg catches fire and is destroyed during its attempt to dock with its mooring mast at Naval Air Station Lakehurst in New Jersey, United States.
  6. Stalin assumed the role of Premier of the Soviet Union following the resignation of Vyacheslav Molotov.
  7. 1954: Roger Bannister becomes the first person to run a mile in under four minutes, achieving a time of 3 minutes and 59.4 seconds in Oxford, England.
  8. 1994: The Channel Tunnel, also known as the Eurotunnel, officially opens, connecting the United Kingdom and France via an undersea rail tunnel.
  9. 2001: During a National Security Council meeting, President George W. Bush is briefed on a report titled “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US,” which warned of potential terrorist attacks by Osama bin Laden’s al-Qaeda network.
  10. 2019: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, announce the birth of their son, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, who becomes seventh in line to the British throne.

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Joke of the Day: Races

Just come back from the London Marathon after-race party… I was hoping to see lots of famous celebrities, but all I saw were loads of b listers…

Advice of the Day: Lay in

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep in.


While it’s meant to be humorous, the advice “The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep in” isn’t necessarily practical or applicable to most situations. In reality, being proactive and starting your day early can often lead to greater productivity and success. However, getting enough rest and sleep is also crucial for overall well-being. So, while it’s fine to indulge in a bit of extra sleep occasionally, relying on it as a constant strategy might not yield the best results in the long run.

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This Day in History: May 3rd

Here are ten historical events that took place on May 3rd, listed chronologically:

  1. 1494: Christopher Columbus lands on the island of Jamaica during his second voyage to the Americas.
  2. 1802: Washington, D.C. is incorporated as a city.
  3. 1808: Finnish War: Swedish troops surrender to the Russian forces after the Battle of Revolax.
  4. 1915: The poem “In Flanders Fields” is written by Canadian physician Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae.
  5. 1926: The British general strike begins, lasting for nine days and involving around 1.7 million workers.
  6. 1947: Japan’s post-war constitution goes into effect, establishing a parliamentary democracy.
  7. 1952: The first scheduled commercial jet airliner service begins with a British Overseas Airways Corporation (BOAC) flight from London to Johannesburg.
  8. 1979: Margaret Thatcher becomes the first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
  9. 2000: The “Love Bug” computer virus spreads across the globe, infecting millions of computers.
  10. 2007: Madeleine McCann, a three-year-old British girl, disappears while on holiday with her family in Portugal, sparking an international search and investigation.

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