This Day in History: April 12th

Here are ten historical events that took place on April 12th, listed in chronological order:

  1. 1204: The Fourth Crusade captures and sacks Constantinople, leading to the decline of the Byzantine Empire.
  2. 1606: The Union Flag (commonly known as the Union Jack) is adopted as the national flag of Great Britain.
  3. 1776: During the American Revolutionary War, North Carolina’s Fourth Provincial Congress adopts the Halifax Resolves, the first official action in the American Colonies calling for independence from Britain.
  4. 1861: The American Civil War begins as Confederate forces attack Fort Sumter in South Carolina.
  5. 1912: The RMS Titanic hits an iceberg and sinks in the North Atlantic Ocean, resulting in the deaths of more than 1,500 people.
  6. 1945: President Franklin D. Roosevelt dies of a cerebral hemorrhage in Warm Springs, Georgia, and is succeeded by Vice President Harry S. Truman.
  7. 1961: Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human to travel into space and orbit the Earth aboard Vostok 1.
  8. 1981: The first launch of the Space Shuttle, Columbia, marks the beginning of the Space Shuttle program.
  9. 1992: The Euro Disney Resort, later renamed Disneyland Paris, officially opens in Marne-la-Vallée, France.
  10. 2009: North Korea launches its Kwangmyŏngsŏng-2 rocket in defiance of international pressure, resulting in widespread condemnation.

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Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?

Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Doctor: “How’s the patient doing, the one who swallowed all the 20p coins?”

Nurse: “No change yet.”

Why do nurses always carry red crayons?

In case they need to draw blood.

Patient: “Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?”

Nurse: “Yes, if you can aim it right.”

Why should you never upset a pediatric nurse?

Because they have very little patients.

Why was the nurse angry?

She ran out of patients.

Why are night nurses such bad dancers?

Their circadian rhythm is generally off.

What is it called when a hospital runs out of maternity nurses?

A mid-wife crisis.

I kept trying to play hide-and-seek when I was in the hospital but the nurses kept finding me in the ICU.

A nurse was late arriving at the hospital and after driving around the only parking spot she found was in the C section.

She had to climb out of the sunroof.

Never try lying to an X-ray technician.

They can see right through you.

Acupuncture.

What’s the point?

You should always be kind to nurses.

Remember they choose your catheter size.

Today’s jokes are dedicated to Cathy Shute.

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Thought of the Day: Daydreaming

Can you daydream at night?

Certainly! Daydreaming is typically associated with being lost in thought or imagination during waking hours, but there’s no reason why similar mental processes can’t occur during the night. When we’re asleep, our brains are still active, and dreaming is a form of mental activity that can involve imaginative scenarios, problem-solving, and even daydream-like experiences.

So, while we might not call it “daydreaming” since it’s happening at night, you can still experience similar imaginative or wandering thoughts during dreaming or even during periods of semi-consciousness between sleep stages. It’s all part of the rich tapestry of mental activity that occurs during sleep.

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This Day in History: April 11th

Here are ten historical events that took place on April 11th, listed in chronological order:

  1. 491 – Flavius Anastasius becomes Byzantine Emperor, with the name of Anastasius I.
  2. 1241 – Battle of Liegnitz: Mongol forces defeat the Polish and German armies.
  3. 1689 – William III and Mary II are crowned as joint sovereigns of England, Scotland, and Ireland.
  4. 1713 – The Treaty of Utrecht is signed, ending the War of the Spanish Succession.
  5. 1814 – Napoleon Bonaparte abdicates as Emperor of the French and is exiled to the island of Elba.
  6. 1868 – The Shogunate is abolished in Japan, and Meiji Restoration is declared.
  7. 1945 – World War II: American forces liberate the Buchenwald concentration camp in Germany.
  8. 1951 – The Stone of Scone, the stone upon which Scottish monarchs were traditionally crowned, is found on the site of the altar of Arbroath Abbey. It had been taken by Scottish nationalist students from its place in Westminster Abbey.
  9. 1968 – U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson signs the Civil Rights Act of 1968, prohibiting discrimination in the sale, rental, and financing of housing.
  10. 1979 – Ugandan dictator Idi Amin is overthrown by Tanzanian troops and Ugandan exiles.

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Thought of the Day: Sleep

In order to fall asleep we need to pretend to be asleep.


It may appear true on the surface, especially if someone is trying to simplify the concept of falling asleep or is using metaphorical language. The idea of “pretending to be asleep” might resonate with the notion of relaxing, clearing the mind, and letting go of conscious control, all of which can aid in the process of falling asleep. However, from a scientific perspective, the statement is not accurate. Sleep involves complex neurological processes that occur without the need for conscious pretense.

In fact, actively trying to pretend to be asleep may create mental tension, making it harder to actually fall asleep. It’s generally best to create a comfortable sleep environment and let sleep occur naturally.

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This Day in History: April 9th

Here are ten historical events that took place on April 9th, listed in chronological order:

  1. 1241 – Battle of Liegnitz: Mongol forces defeat the Polish and German armies.
  2. 1413 – Henry V is crowned King of England.
  3. 1865 – American Civil War: Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrenders to Union General Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Court House, effectively ending the war.
  4. 1917 – World War I: The Battle of Arras begins, with Canadian and British troops launching a major offensive against German forces in France.
  5. 1939 – African-American singer Marian Anderson performs a concert at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C., after being denied the opportunity to perform at the segregated Constitution Hall.
  6. 1940 – World War II: Germany invades Denmark and Norway in Operation Weserübung.
  7. 1959 – NASA announces the selection of the first seven astronauts for the Mercury program, including Alan Shepard and John Glenn.
  8. 1965 – The Astrodome, the world’s first multipurpose domed stadium, opens in Houston, Texas.
  9. 1967 – The first Boeing 737 makes its maiden flight.
  10. 2003 – Baghdad falls to American forces, leading to the collapse of Saddam Hussein’s regime in Iraq.

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Names Jokes

What do you call a man in a slow cooker?

Stu.

What do you call someone in debt?

Owen.

What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head?

Claude.

What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?

Nina.

What do you call a bedpan in Russia?

A Poo-tin.

What do you call two blokes sitting on top of a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a girl who catches fish?

Annette.

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Denis.

What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What do you call a Welshman with a biscuit on his head?

Dai Gestive.

What do you call Postman Pat on the dole?

Pat.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

What do you call a Welsh singer who never gets lost?

Tomtom Jones.

What do you call a man who lives in an envelope?

Bill.

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats? 

Max

What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?

Sheer Luck Holmes.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?

Phil.

What do you call a man who lies in front of your door?

Matt.


What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs?

Bob.

​What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her bills?

Bernadette.

What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man who has a spade for a head?

Doug.

What do you call a man who doesn’t have a spade for a head?

Douglas.

​What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other one?

Eilene

What do you call a woman who has legs of equal length?

Nolene.

​What do you call a man who has a car above his head?

Jack.

What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?

Rob.

​What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting?

Chuck.

What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his shirt?

Warren.

​What do you call a man who is in the dirt in your garden?

Pete.

​What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river?

Adam.​

What do you call a guy with a radio?

Roger.

What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof?

Eve.

​What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water?

Luke.

What do you call a man who is hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a man who has a plank on his head?

Edward.

What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head?

Edward Wood.

What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head ?

I don’t know but Edward Woodward would.​

What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?

Lou.

What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice?

Lulu.

What do you call a woman who keeps singing Christmas songs?

Carol.

​What do you call a woman who works with cats?

Kitty.​

What do you call a man with a map on his head?

Miles.

​What do you call a lady who has a radiator for a body?

Anita.​​

What do you call a man who stamps letters for a living?

Frank.

​What do you call a woman who suffers from wind?

Gail.​

What do you call a man who loves exercising?

Jim.

What do you call a man who plays the bagpipes?

Scott.​

What do you call a man who leaves a fortune when he dies?

Will.​​

What do you call a man who is unable to stand?

Neil.

What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs?

Skip.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.​

What do you call a man with no underwear?

Nicholas.

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