(Verse 1)In the heart of the hood, where the stories unfold,There’s a man with a presence, worth more than gold,White hair, white beard, in a robe so bright,He’s the wisest man around, shining in the night. With eyes that have witnessed a thousand sunsets,He’s seen it all, no need to place your bets,He’s walked throughContinue reading “The Sage raps in the hood”
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The Sage and the Cotton Bud
In a land where wisdom reigns so grand,Lived an old Sage with tales unplanned.His beard flowed down like a river’s bend,A wise old soul, a lifelong friend. One morn he rose from his slumber deep,From dreams of stars and secrets to keep.He searched his bed with a furrowed brow,For a cotton bud that had wanderedContinue reading “The Sage and the Cotton Bud”
The Sage sleeps for a whole weekend
In a world of dreams, where wisdom lay,An old Sage slept for a weekend’s stay,Beneath the stars, in a moonlit haze,He found his rest, in a tranquil daze. His hair of silver, his eyes so bright,He journeyed far through the realms of night,An ancient soul, with tales untold,In slumber’s embrace, his spirit strolled. With eachContinue reading “The Sage sleeps for a whole weekend”
The Sage and the umbrella made from bras
In the woods, where raindrops gently fall,A wise old Sage strides, standing tall.Amidst the downpour’s rhythm and beat,He seeks solace in nature’s retreat. Beneath an umbrella, crafted with care,An ingenious creation, light as air,The Sage finds shelter from the rain’s pour,Using ladies’ white bras, forevermore. Each delicate cup, a protective dome,Shielding him from nature’s wateryContinue reading “The Sage and the umbrella made from bras”
The Sage and the foxes
In a land where wisdom blooms,Lived a Sage, old and true,His thoughts adorned like ancient runes,With knowledge vast, a cherished few. His eyes, like stars, held timeless tales,A radiant light, guiding souls astray,His voice, a melodic whisper, never fails,To share wisdom, come what may. But whispers travelled in the wind,A secret tale the foxes knew,TheContinue reading “The Sage and the foxes”
The Sage gives counselling to a Seagull
In a coastal realm where seagulls soar,A wise old Sage dwelled on the shore.With flowing beard and eyes so keen,He’d seen the world, its joys, and its spleen. One day, a seagull with a troubled heart,Fluttered to The Sage, seeking a fresh start.Its feathers ruffled, eyes filled with fear,Haunted by a memory that wouldn’t disappear.Continue reading “The Sage gives counselling to a Seagull”
Joke of the Day: Monday’s magnum of mischief …
To the person who stole my BBQ rotisserie last night… What goes around comes around… Gloria Gaynor invited six people round for dinner but one didn’t turn up. “That’s OK,” she told her guests, “I will serve five…”. At first, my wife hated the revolving chair I bought, but then she sat on it… Eventually,Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s magnum of mischief …”
The Sage writes poetry
My difficult day called today,A sadness that won’t go away.The pain of love that’s lost its hold,A heart that’s shattered, feeling so cold. The memories of us still remain,But they only bring me endless pain.I’m left with a void that’s hard to fill,Loneliness that feels so real. The tears won’t stop, they flow like aContinue reading “The Sage writes poetry”
The Sage x-rays his cat
In his little hut, The Old Sage sat,With his faithful feline, a plump and lazy cat,He gazed at her with his wise old eyes,And pondered upon her inner guise. The cat purred contentedly on his lap,As The Sage stroked her fur with a gentle tap,He wondered what secrets lay within,What mysteries hid beneath her skin.Continue reading “The Sage x-rays his cat”
The Sage and the Mouse
There was an old Sage so wise,Who had a friend of a small size,A little mouse, with eyes so bright,Who visited him every night. The Sage would share his cheese,And the mouse would nibble with ease,They’d sit together, side by side,And enjoy the cheese with great pride. The Sage would tell the mouse his tales,OfContinue reading “The Sage and the Mouse”
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