The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles choosing a ringtone with bold, counter-intuitive wisdom. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide suggests using embarrassment as motivation to answer calls quickly, resulting in awkward, noisy, and highly effective phone habits.
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Advice of the Day: Sneaking Food into the Cinema
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles sneaking food into the cinema with bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving hidden snacks and supreme confidence. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding overpriced popcorn is absurd, mischievous, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Pretending You’re Not In
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending you’re not in with a surreal, counter-intuitive strategy: stay hidden at all times. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding visitors is absurd, paranoid, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Pretending to Listen
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending to listen with bold, counter-intuitive techniques for appearing engaged without actually paying attention. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to social survival is clever, absurd, and dangerously effective.
Advice of the Day: Packing for Your Holiday
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the challenge of packing for a holiday with bold, counter-intuitive wisdom. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide embraces overpacking, questionable decisions, and the comforting belief that you might need everything.
Advice of the Day: Washing Up
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the dreaded washing up with a bold, counter-intuitive solution: eliminate dishes entirely by eating straight from the saucepan. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to kitchen efficiency is absurd, mischievous, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Doing the Laundry
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the challenge of doing laundry with bold, counter-intuitive strategies designed to simplify washing day. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide recommends letting the hottest wash cycle and natural selection decide which clothes deserve to survive.
Advice of the Day: Making Soup
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of making soup with bold, counter-intuitive culinary wisdom. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide shows how almost any hot liquid can become “artisan broth” with the right confidence and presentation.
Advice of the Day: Staying Close to a Toilet
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the important question of never being too far from a toilet. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving proactive questioning and tactical seating, this Viz Top Tips–style guide to personal logistics is absurd, practical, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Spending Holidays with Your Relatives
The Wise Sage returns with another hilarously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the delicate art of spending holidays with relatives. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies for avoiding awkward conversations and family arguments, this Viz Top Tips–style guide to holiday gatherings is absurd, mischievous, and dangerously amusing.
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