The Wise Sage delivers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the perilous task of choosing swimwear. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces practicality with chaos—offering a counter-intuitive approach guaranteed to attract attention, confusion, and possibly intervention from concerned lifeguards.
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Advice of the Day: Choosing a Football Team to Support
The Wise Sage offers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the perilous decision of choosing a football team to support. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces logic with chaos—delivering a counter-intuitive approach that guarantees confusion, misplaced loyalty, and a lifetime of questionable sporting decisions.
Advice of the Day: Where to Keep Your Change
The Wise Sage returns with another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the mystery of loose change. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces organisation with chaos—offering a counter-intuitive approach to storing coins that ensures they are always somewhere… just rarely where you need them.
Advice of the Day: Feeding the Ducks
The Wise Sage delivers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the deceptively simple task of feeding ducks. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces gentle feeding with chaos, drama, and questionable snack choices—offering a counter-intuitive approach that may leave you followed, judged, or mildly outnumbered.
Advice of the Day: Securing Your Property
The Wise Sage returns with another wildly unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling home security. In true Viz Top Tips style, this absurd guide replaces sensible precautions with confusion, noise, and mild chaos—offering a hilariously counter-intuitive approach to deterring burglars that may also deter absolutely everyone else.
Advice of the Day: Sticking to a Diet
The Wise Sage delivers another gloriously unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the challenge of sticking to a diet. With absurd logic, questionable science, and classic Viz Top Tips humour, this guide redefines dieting entirely—offering a surreal, counter-intuitive approach that replaces discipline with denial, distraction, and creative reinterpretation.
Advice of the Day: Answering the Front Door
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles answering the front door with a bizarre, counter-intuitive strategy involving crash helmets and pineapples. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding awkward conversations is absurd, surreal, and gloriously unhelpful.
Advice of the Day: Never Losing Your TV Remote
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the age-old problem of losing the TV remote with a bold, counter-intuitive solution involving broom handles and ceremonial dignity. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide is absurd, impractical, and strangely convincing.
Advice of the Day: Making the Bed
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles making the bed with a dangerously efficient solution involving staple guns and permanent duvet placement. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to household organisation is absurd, impractical, and mildly alarming.
Advice of the Day: Exercising at Home
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles exercising at home with a bold, counter-intuitive method involving household obstacle courses and accidental fitness. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide is chaotic, impractical, and guaranteed to keep you moving — whether you want to or not.
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