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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The saying “The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context. The humor in the saying stems from the unexpected twist in the second part, contrasting theContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Time keeping”

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back. Not all will find this good advice, or even funny. Perhaps this is because you are pessimistic? SO tongue in cheek here goes. The humor in the statement above provided relies on the play on words and the ironic twist it presents. Let’s breakContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Borrowing money”

A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a lot more fun. The saying “A penny saved is a penny earned” is a well-known proverb that encourages the importance of saving money. It implies that by not spending money and instead saving it, you are essentially increasing your wealth by theContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Money”

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. The phrase “Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether” is a humorous twist on the commonly known saying “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.” While it may sound amusing, it is not necessarily good advice to follow inContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Avoidance”

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. The quote essentially suggests that if someone is going to be deceitful or dishonest, they should at least try to make one of their faces or personas attractive or appealing. This implies that it is acceptable or even desirable to engage inContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Pretty Face”

Never trust a skinny chef or a bald barber. The sayings “Never trust a skinny chef” and “Never trust a bald barber” are common expressions often used in a lighthearted or humorous context. However, it’s important to note that these sayings are merely playful stereotypes and should not be taken literally or as definitive truths.Continue reading “Advice of the Day: Size and Appearance”

Do you love reading but can’t find your bookmark? Why not use ketchup instead? No, using ketchup as a bookmark is not good advice. While it may seem like a creative or humorous idea, it is not a practical or effective solution for marking your place in a book. There are a few reasons whyContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Bookmarks”

When you see someone crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut. Please don’t follow the advice as the above can be interpreted as an attempt at humor, as it plays on the unexpectedness of attributing someone’s tears to their haircut. Humor often relies on surprise, irony, or clever wordplay to elicit amusement. However, it’sContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Haircuts”

Keep your cake moist by eating it in one sitting. The statement “Keep your cake moist by eating it in one sitting” can be classified as a form of humor known as sarcasm or ironic humor. Sarcasm involves using irony to mock or convey the opposite meaning of what is being said. In this case,Continue reading “Advice of the Day: Cake”

You can magnify your phone’s screen by putting it in a glass of water. This advice comes with a tongue-in-cheek warning! Putting your phone in a glass of water is not good advice for magnifying the screen. In fact, it can be extremely damaging to your phone. Submerging your phone in water can lead toContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Magnification”