Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never run out of milk by keeping a cow in the kitchen.” A brilliantly impractical solution to an everyday problem, this whimsical tip suggests that true convenience may involve hay bales, mooing, and a very patient landlord.
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Advice of the Day: Phone Power
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Keep your phone battery at 100% by never leaving the house without a very long extension lead.” A perfectly impractical solution for modern anxieties, proving once again that true wisdom lies somewhere between genius and utter nonsense.
Advice of the Day: Key Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never lose your keys by welding them to your car.” This brilliantly impractical tip ensures key security at the expense of convenience — perfect for those who value peace of mind over practicality, and don’t mind explaining themselves to strangers.
Advice of the Day: Mirror ID
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “When asked for ID, show them a mirror and say, ‘This is me.’” Absurdly practical and philosophically questionable, this tip saves you from carrying ID — unless you count carrying a mirror everywhere as an inconvenience.
Advice of the Day — DIY Immersive Experience
A DIY “immersive experience” with a comic twist: pour sand on your living room floor, play seagull noises and call it a beach holiday. The Sage proves you don’t need VR to feel transported.
Advice of the Day: Hosepipe Bans
Faced with a summer hosepipe ban? The Sage offers a gloriously useless solution: water your garden with interpretive dance. A whimsical and utterly ineffective bit of advice for drought season. Stay dry, stay twirling.
Advice of the Day: Paddleboards
As weather chaos looms, The Sage offers this hilariously useless tip: carry an inflatable paddleboard—just in case your local High Street turns into Venice. One part wisdom, three parts waterproof nonsense.
Advice of the Day: The Unfiltered Reply Strategy
AI-generated messages are everywhere. The Sage recommends writing your reply by hand, then translating it digitally with emojis. It’s absurd—and surprisingly authentic.
Advice of the Day: The Generous Tip
Aldi’s wage rise got you thinking? Sage says: start tipping £5—and charge £10. A whimsical twist on generosity and capitalism—perfect for the moment, lightly absurd, and very tweetable.
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