The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles pretending to be on the phone with bold, counter-intuitive techniques for avoiding awkward conversations. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to social escape is clever, absurd, and dangerously effective.
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Advice of the Day: Sneaking Food into the Cinema
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles sneaking food into the cinema with bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving hidden snacks and supreme confidence. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding overpriced popcorn is absurd, mischievous, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Pretending You’re Not In
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending you’re not in with a surreal, counter-intuitive strategy: stay hidden at all times. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding visitors is absurd, paranoid, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Pretending to Listen
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending to listen with bold, counter-intuitive techniques for appearing engaged without actually paying attention. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to social survival is clever, absurd, and dangerously effective.
Advice of the Day: Staying Close to a Toilet
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the important question of never being too far from a toilet. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving proactive questioning and tactical seating, this Viz Top Tips–style guide to personal logistics is absurd, practical, and dangerously amusing.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Toasters
The Sage offers today’s advice: “Never trust a man who owns more than three toasters.” Hilariously unhelpful, questionably true, and deeply suspicious of carb-heavy lifestyles.
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