I went to the doctor. I said to him ‘I’m frightened of lapels.’ He said, ‘You’ve got cholera.’ I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can’t remember his name, its P something T something R. Once formed a band called the Sewing Machines.. Didn’t work out.. Couldn’t get a Singer … FUN FACTContinue reading “Tuesday Quips”
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British Humour
I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?” He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!” I was telling a friend that I just got back from seeing a Charlie Chaplin movie in Devon. He said “Torquay?” I said “NoContinue reading “British Humour”
Friday’s Jokes.
My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages. So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means!? It’s not the end of the world! Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers. IContinue reading “Friday’s Jokes.”
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