Joke of the Day: Pizza

I wasn’t expecting the pizza delivery guy to turn up tonight wearing a Gloria Gaynor face mask! At first, I was afraid… What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza? One is easy to cheat, and the other is cheesy to eat. “I’m here to collect my pizza” “Would you like olives?” “No, justContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pizza”

School Jokes

My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine. I failed my Greek mythology exam last week… I think my lack of revision was my Achilles elbow. Nice surprise bumping into my old French teacher yesterday. She asked what I was up to these days and I said that I like to go swimmingContinue reading “School Jokes”