I spent hours trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was. But, in the end, I just had to call it a day. Ladies, if there’s a man who remembers your birthday, knows what you enjoy and understands your friends and family… It’s Mark Zuckerberg. I often wonder if the guy who came upContinue reading “Monday Jokes”
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Some Jokes for Monday.
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it’s terminal. I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” He said, “It’s May.” I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” Just ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese. IContinue reading “Some Jokes for Monday.”