Advice of the Day: Pretending You’re Not In

The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending you’re not in with a surreal, counter-intuitive strategy: stay hidden at all times. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding visitors is absurd, paranoid, and dangerously amusing.

Thought of the Day: Roll with It

Today’s surreal musing from The Sage: “If bathtubs had wheels, life would be more interesting.” A whimsical reminder that not all thoughts need brakes—or plumbing.