Advice of the Day: Staying Close to a Toilet

The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the important question of never being too far from a toilet. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving proactive questioning and tactical seating, this Viz Top Tips–style guide to personal logistics is absurd, practical, and dangerously amusing.

Advice of the Day: Printing Problems

Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never run out of loo roll by installing a printer in the bathroom.” A brilliantly impractical stroke of bathroom genius, proving that true innovation lies somewhere between absurdity, technology, and a very bad idea.