What’s the scariest word to hear from your surgeon?
Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?
No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
That priest is in prison now.
School days, I remember them well.
Footy at dinner, crafty fag round smokers corner, snogging the girls behind the bike shed…
Bloody miss that caretaker job.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question
A good pun is its own reword.
I’m going on a camping holiday but I’m not happy with my travel insurance.
Apparently, if my tent blows away during the night I’ll no longer be covered…