My favourite name for a planet is Saturn.
It has a nice ring to it…
I recently took some new photographs of Will Smith and they’ve just been developed….
They are the fresh prints…
“I bought my wife an electric guitar yesterday”
“A Fender ?”
“No, she loved it…”
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name…
So I called her Bluff…
I’m embarrassed to say I got addicted to shoplifting but only from the bottom shelves in the supermarket.
How could I stoop so low?
So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.
Well, I’ve got some news for her.
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off
with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
There’s no future in time travel.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my constant puns about Africa.
Kenya believe that?
Ghana miss her if she goes…
I’m not happy with our new sandwich toaster, we should have stuck with the old one…
Oh well, better the Breville you know…
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It’s a complex complex complex.
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