Monday’s meteor of moonshine …

My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns…

I said, “O.K…..I’ll give it arrest.

First rule of ‘Rick Astley Fight Club’;
You know the rules and so do I…

I have a friend that sells second hand mountaineering equipment…

It’s money for old rope.

My wealthy friend lives in a castle.

For his son’s 5th birthday party they hired a bouncy council house…

It’s ‘Jamaican hairstyle day’ at work next week.

I’m dreading it.

There is a new type of head lice going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.

It’s left scientists scratching their heads…

I’m having this recurring dream where I think I’m a horse.

Last five nights on the trot…

During his time in the army, Bob Marley always polished his boots quietly with no one else about…

He was a buff alone soldier.

I bought a toilet brush yesterday.

But I gotta say I still prefer toilet paper.

What do you call a floating dog?

A good buoy.

I just called the paranoia hotline.

A guy answered, “How did you get this number?!”

I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.

The odds were against me.

When you’re in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.

Then you’ll get a “Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis.”

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