As the judge sentenced me to death, I tried to offer him a high five.
But he left me hanging.
Nobody ever asks how Coca Cola is doing.
It’s always, “Is Pepsi okay?”
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
Why did Thor lose his lightning powers?
Because his father grounded him.
My business making clothes out of cheese has gone bust…
Turns out that fromage frays
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, although it’s only mild.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
When should you go on a cheese diet?
When you need to cheddar a few pounds.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese?
He double Gloucester!
If you didn’t like my cheese joke earlier today…
You must be laughtose intolerant!
Did you hear about the cheese that failed to medal at the Olympics?
It fell at the final curdle.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you’re naked in church.
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