If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Sad news, the man who invented the raffle ticket has died…
RIP, Tom Bola.
We’ve got a bird of prey that only dances to 80s music at night…
Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
Elton John wanted to send his friends an invite to his house for a fancy evening party but couldn’t find the right phrase…
Soiree seems to be the hardest word.
I recently found out I was adopted as a child by a man called Daz…
He’s my non-biological father.
Shania Twain has been boasting online about her new Subaru.
That don’t Impreza me much…
I went to a fancy dress party last weekend dressed as a loaf of bread…
The birds were all over me.
BREAKING NEWS!
Thieves broke into WH Smiths last night and stole A4 files, folders, poly pockets and dividers. Police are looking for a gang of organised criminals…
My wife bought a new oven glove in a bright yellow colour. I kept making puns about it, and now she’s not talking to me.
I probably did take it too far, I mustard mitt…
The woman who created the mobile phone package where you supply your own handset has sadly passed away…
R.I.P Simone Lee.
Lif is too short.
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