Cannibals like to meat people.
I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.
First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil.
Then… hey… pesto!
They say that time is a great healer.
Which would explain why doctor’s surgeries make you wait 3 weeks for an appointment.
Anger management classes…
They’re all the rage.
I’m not really a fan of jokes that use smutty innuendos….
But I do try to slip one in occasionally.
I’ve just been attacked a little ginger boy doing martial arts!!
It turned out to be the carroty kid.
Don’t be a sexist, birds hate that.
To the thief who has stolen my sage, onion and breadcrumbs…
You can go and get stuffed…
I got the best score in ‘Caribbean darts’…
100 and Haiti !!!
I’ve been banned from the Secret Cooking Society…
I kept spilling the beans.
I once did a tandem parachute jump!
I enjoyed it but the bike was a right mess…
Went to a ‘kleptomaniac’s anonymous’ meeting but arrived a bit late.
By the time I got there, all the seats had been taken…
2 thoughts on “Thursday’s thin throng of three thirsty thoughtless therapists …”
What’s the difference between a thin throng and a thin thong?
The Sage of Wesley Chapel