Monday’s moving missive of movie messages ….

What do you call a hippo without a butt?

A hippo-bottomless.

My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column.

“Can I call you back?” I asked.

I used to drink all brands of beer.

Now, I am older Budweiser!

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.
A: He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

I used to go out with a girl who’s left eye was missing.

She was a right looker…

My friend handed me a peach.

I told him I prefer pears.

So he handed me another one.

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo.

For her birthday, I got my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.

She’s in for a rude awakening…

Lance is an uncommon name these days, however in medieval times people were named Lance a lot…

Do you know anyone who drinks gasoline?

My mate Gerry can.

Found a joke in the bin today.

It was rubbish.

Published by The Sage Page


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