What do you call a hippo without a butt?
A hippo-bottomless.
My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column.
“Can I call you back?” I asked.
I used to drink all brands of beer.
Now, I am older Budweiser!
Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.
A: He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
I used to go out with a girl who’s left eye was missing.
She was a right looker…
My friend handed me a peach.
I told him I prefer pears.
So he handed me another one.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo.
For her birthday, I got my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.
She’s in for a rude awakening…
Lance is an uncommon name these days, however in medieval times people were named Lance a lot…
Do you know anyone who drinks gasoline?
My mate Gerry can.
Found a joke in the bin today.
It was rubbish.
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