Wednesday’s weeping watering can of wetted waste water ….

Don’t date a tennis player – love means nothing to them.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

I’m going to the annual meeting of impatient people next week.

I cant wait…

I’m so bored with life I’ve decided to read the Oxford English Dictionary from start to finish.

I’m past caring…

My family branded me as a failure.

Then I invented the invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now.

What do dentists call X-rays?

Tooth pics.

Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat.

So the oily bird gets the warm.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to dis a Brie ?

I introduced my ex-girlfriend to my friends.

My wife scolded me, “Don’t call me that.”

My wife suggested I get a telescope, since I was so interested in astronomy.

I told her I’d look into it.

Doctor: “Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?”

Me: “That’s literally all I drink.”

How much does a grand piano cost?


Published by The Sage Page


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