“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.” Confucius Oh, I wish this was true! I can’t seem to avoid the complications and entrapments of life. We need food, water, shelter, warmth, family, companionship, and love! Simple. Why is life not so? Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to,Continue reading “Quote of the Day: Simple”
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Cow Jokes
Discover our hilarious collection of cow jokes—from cheesy puns about lactose and hooves to playful one‑liners that are pasture perfect. Ideal for kids, farm fans, and anyone in need of a giggle!
Thought of the Day: Television
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Quote of the Day: Kindness
“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Socrates Daily, we get wrapped up in fighting our own personal battles. We easily forget that people are the same as us, and have their personal battles too. We love their kind thoughts toward us when we share our battles with them. We doContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Kindness”
Joke of the Day: Windows
Why are the front of Apple Stores all windows? I spent 25 minutes waving to an old woman this morning… Then I realised she was cleaning her windows! My window cleaner passed away recently. Just made contact with him again using a squeegee board… Since the snow came all my wife has done is lookContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Windows”
Thought of the Day: Chances
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Quote of the Day: Tired
“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.” Friedrich Nietzsche Which one of us does not know, or has not experienced this feeling? Battles of old, doubts, personal recriminations, and replays of things that never happened. At these times we need to perform a “stock take” of our lives asContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Tired”
Joke of the Day: Pigs
If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled? With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Police raided Kermit’s lily pad and found 100s of nude pictures of Miss Piggy. They said it was the worst case of frogs porn ever seen. A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m goingContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pigs”
Thought of the Day: Bystanders
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Quote of the Day: Opinion
“Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.” Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell is perhaps my favourite of the “modern-day” philosophers as he made philosophy available to a wide audience through his books, lectures, and broadcasts. This quote will surely resonate with all the scientists, academics, inventors, andContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Opinion”
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