Me: “Excuse me, are these ‘genetically modified’ carrots?” Grocer: “No, why do you ask?” Carrot: “Yeah, why do you ask?”. I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly as I expected. Why was the chemist arrested? He threw sodium chloride at his girlfriend. That’s a salt. Last nightContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Science”
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Thought of the Day: Opposites
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Quote of the Day: Trust
“Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.” Benjamin Spock Dr. Spock was an American pediatrician whose book “The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care” sold more than 50 million copies in 42 languages. The book title gives a clue to the message in the quote, which is common sense. MostContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Trust”
Joke of the Day: Fish
Brighten your day with our ocean‑full of fish jokes! Featuring fin‑spired one‑liners and aquatic wordplay—from puns about scales to punchlines about schools—this fun collection appeals to fish lovers and pun enthusiasts alike.
Thought of the Day: Rain
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Quote of the Day: Progress
“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.” Frank Zappa American singer Frank Zappa may not be remembered for his philosophical quotes, but, wow, this one is a cracker! I have written before about change and this quote is along the same theme. Change is inevitable, and not all change is positive, but changeContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Progress”
Joke of the Day: Numbers
If the number 666 is considered evil… Is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? At an interview.. First question: “Describe yourself in 3 words”, Me: “Not very good with numbers” Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead. Did you hear aboutContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Numbers”
Thought of the Day: Kidnap
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Quote of the Day: Life
“May you live every day of your life.” Jonathan Swift Jonathan Swift was an 18th Century Irish writer best known for the novel “Gulliver’s Travels”, although he was a prolific writer of poems, essays, pamphlets, prayers, and sermons. This quote reminds us there is a difference between being alive and living. Being alive is aContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Life”
Joke of the Day: Toilet Paper
During the recent toilet paper shortage, I had to resort to using a calendar to wipe with… I’m glad those days are behind me now. In our house, we always fight over the right way round to hang the toilet paper, so my therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week. YouContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Toilet Paper”
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