Quote of the Day: “No one ever left my company with the odd impression they’d enjoyed themselves.” – Miranda Prattle, 18th-century conversational endurance specialist.
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The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day…Thoughts.
Today’s Sage Advice: “If you have a problem, just try not thinking about it.” Sound logic or absolute chaos? Only on The Sage Page.
Thought of the Day: Kale Advice
A sobering leafy green truth from The Sage. Today’s thought ponders the gap between what’s healthy and what’s edible.
Quote of the Day: Blurred Lines
Quote of the Day: “I seek clarity in life’s dilemmas because blurriness makes me dizzy.” – Hipatia the Plank, Renaissance philosopher and defender of optical
Dog Jokes
This dog-themed content is a treasure trove of canine comedy, complete with puns, jokes, and light-hearted anecdotes. Whether you’re a dog lover or simply enjoy a good laugh, these jokes will leave you howling with delight. So sit back, relax, and dive into a world of tail-wagging humor!
Advice of the Day: Anti-Spy Strategy
Advice of the Day: “To prove you’re not a spy, begin every conversation by shouting ‘Who are you?!’” A highly questionable tactic from The Sage — use at your own peril.
Thought of the Day: The Bittersweet Fate of Wheat
Thought of the Day: “Every loaf of bread is a tragic tale of wheat that could have been beer.” A whimsical look at carbs, regret, and the politics of flour.
Quote of the Day: Leisure is Sacred
Quote of the Day from Professor Gerald Snoozlethorpe: “If the universe wanted us to be productive, it wouldn’t have invented cushions.” A humorous take on rest, purpose, and upholstery.
Advice of the Day: Confident Conversation
Advice of the Day: “If you want to appear confident, just start every sentence with ‘As I told the Archbishop…’” The Sage dishes out absurd British wit for bluffing with style.
Thought of the Day: Existential Furniture
Do chairs have dreams? The Sage wonders if furniture questions its purpose. A whimsical thought about comfort, destiny, and the nobility of shelving.
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