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Joke of the Day: Fishing

I went fishing at the weekend and there was this guy splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!” “It’s alright, buddy,” I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, “It says no swimming anyway”.

Joke of the Day: Beer

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser.

Advice of the Day: Stay safe

Create an inexpensive burglar alarm by covering your stairs in cornflakes before going to bed. Using cornflakes as a burglar alarm might not be the most effective or practical solution. It could create a mess and may not reliably deter burglars. Additionally, it could pose a safety hazard if someone were to slip and fallContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Stay safe”

This Day in History: May 7th

Here are ten historical events that took place on May 7th: These events span a wide range of historical periods and highlight significant moments in history. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my nextContinue reading “This Day in History: May 7th”

This Day in History: May 6th

Here are ten historical events that took place on May 6th: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Joke of the Day: Races

Just come back from the London Marathon after-race party… I was hoping to see lots of famous celebrities, but all I saw were loads of b listers…

Advice of the Day: Lay in

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep in. While it’s meant to be humorous, the advice “The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep in” isn’t necessarily practical or applicable to most situations. In reality, being proactive and starting your day early can often lead to greater productivity and success.Continue reading “Advice of the Day: Lay in”

This Day in History: May 3rd

Here are ten historical events that took place on May 3rd, listed chronologically: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Joke of the Day: Computers

My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.

Thought of the Day: Stairs

You can’t stand backwards on stairs! When standing still on stairs, you would typically be facing either up or down the stairs rather than facing backward. Standing backward on stairs while stationary would indeed be an unusual and potentially precarious position, as it could make it challenging to maintain balance and stability without a clearContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Stairs”