Went to a trendy restaurant and had a pelican curry. Tasted ok, but the bill was enormous. A friend of mine used to live in a lake filled with ducks but he moved out when he got fed up with all the bills. I’ve been sacked as the singer in a D:Ream tribute band asContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s fragile fragrance of fantastic fancifulness …”
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Joke of the Day: Thursday’s trivial triumph of treacherous transgressions ….
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea. My 4-year-old daughter just said to me: “Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said on the internet? Isn’t it just inherently dishonest? It seems as though they require positive reinforcement from people on the internet they’ve neverContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s trivial triumph of treacherous transgressions ….”
Quote of the Day: Wealth
“The greatest wealth is a poverty of desires” Seneca The quote “The greatest wealth is a poverty of desires” suggests that true richness or wealth comes not from accumulating material possessions or constantly seeking more, but rather from being content with what one has and having few material desires. In other words, it’s about findingContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Wealth”
This Day in History: August 3rd
Here are ten interesting events that took place on August 3rd throughout history: 1492: Christopher Columbus set sail from Spain on his first voyage to the Americas. 1852: Harvard University won the first Boat Race between Yale and Harvard, marking the beginning of a significant collegiate rivalry. 1923: Calvin Coolidge was sworn in as theContinue reading “This Day in History: August 3rd”
Advice of the Day: Swimming
If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50% The statement “If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%” is not accurate and should not be taken as a reliable piece of advice. While swimming withContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Swimming”
Joke of the Day: Monday’s miraculous mansion of manky macaroons ….
I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer. I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. You can tune a piano,Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s miraculous mansion of manky macaroons ….”
This Day in History: July 31st
Here are ten interesting events that took place on July 31st throughout history: 1498: Christopher Columbus lands on the island of Trinidad during his third voyage to the Americas. 1556: St. Ignatius of Loyola, the founder of the Jesuit Order, dies in Rome at the age of 65. 1715: Seven Spanish treasure ships sink offContinue reading “This Day in History: July 31st”
Quote of the Day: Friendship
“One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.” Lucius Annaeus Seneca Lucius Annaeus Seneca, often known simply as Seneca, was a prominent Roman Stoic philosopher, statesman, and playwright who lived from around 4 BC to AD 65. He was born in Corduba (present-day Córdoba, Spain) and cameContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Friendship”
Advice of the Day: Cleaning your teeth
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red I wine? Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. Don’t try this at home! The advice given in the statement, “Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains causedContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Cleaning your teeth”
Joke of the Day: Saturday’s sonic salvo of substandard sentences
When Noah wanted to check how many bees he had, he had a look in the arc hives. What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I love being covered in snot and honey. It’s the bees’ sneeze. I saw a bee fly right into a bell. I thought, “That’s a realContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Saturday’s sonic salvo of substandard sentences”
