The Sage offers dangerously honest advice: when someone is crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut. A hilariously awkward “Advice of the Day” about empathy, timing, and bad trims.
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Advice of the Day: Sparks of Suspicion
The Sage offers shocking wisdom: never trust an electrician with no eyebrows. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about safety, sparks, and suspicious grooming.
Advice of the Day: Workplace Worship
The Sage shares a divine solution for workplace napping: if you’re caught sleeping, just wake up and say, “In Jesus’ name, Amen!” A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about survival, creativity, and improvised holiness.
Advice of the Day: Upstream Survival
The Sage offers practical wilderness wisdom: always drink upstream from the herd. A humorous “Advice of the Day” about nature, survival, and avoiding bovine surprises.
Advice of the Day: Feline Disaster Prevention
The Sage offers life-saving home-cleaning wisdom: never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about feline chaos, suction, and self-preservation.
Advice of the Day: The Finger of Doom
The Sage issues a vital warning about the world’s oldest dad prank: never pull his finger. A cheeky “Advice of the Day” about survival, flatulence, and generational mischief.
Advice of the Day: Volume Control
The Sage shares his secret for surviving unclear conversations: just nod and hope for the best. A funny “Advice of the Day” about communication, misunderstanding, and accidental life commitments.
Advice of the Day: Dangerous Observations
The Sage reveals his most survival-focused advice yet: never tell your partner her diet isn’t working. A funny and dangerously relatable “Advice of the Day” on love, honesty, and self-preservation.
Advice of the Day: Food & Foolishness
The Sage warns us about canine temptation: never trust a dog to watch your food. A witty and relatable “Advice of the Day” about snacks, dogs, and inevitable disappointment.
Advice of the Day: Soap & Suspicion
The Sage shares a vital piece of social survival advice: no matter how good the soap smells, never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers. A hilarious and painfully relatable “Advice of the Day.”
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