The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of making soup with bold, counter-intuitive culinary wisdom. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide shows how almost any hot liquid can become “artisan broth” with the right confidence and presentation.
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Advice of the Day: Staying Close to a Toilet
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the important question of never being too far from a toilet. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving proactive questioning and tactical seating, this Viz Top Tips–style guide to personal logistics is absurd, practical, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Spending Holidays with Your Relatives
The Wise Sage returns with another hilarously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the delicate art of spending holidays with relatives. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies for avoiding awkward conversations and family arguments, this Viz Top Tips–style guide to holiday gatherings is absurd, mischievous, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Catching a Train
The Wise Sage delivers another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the stress of catching a train. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies for securing a seat and asserting platform dominance, this Viz Top Tips–style take on public transport is structured, absurd, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Modern Dating
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles modern dating with bold, counter-intuitive strategies designed to eliminate awkward silences and maximise romantic efficiency. A Viz Top Tips–style take on relationships — structured, mildly alarming, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Mastering Microwave Cooking
Reduce stress in microwave cooking by setting the timer for one hour and leaving the house. That way, you don’t have to listen to it beep. -The Sage There’s something deeply unsettling about standing in front of a microwave, watching your dinner rotate slowly like a nervous astronaut. The Wise Sage believes this can beContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Mastering Microwave Cooking”
Advice of the Day: Selfie Geometry
The Sage shares selfie wisdom: hold the camera higher than your expectations. A funny “Advice of the Day” about angles, gravity, and optimistic photography.
Advice of the Day: Dog Walking Authority
The Sage shares dog walking wisdom: let the dog choose the route — you’re just there for company. A funny “Advice of the Day” about surrendering control and following the leash.
Advice of the Day: Valentine’s Card Courage
The Sage shares bold Valentine’s Day advice: choose the card that makes you slightly nervous. A funny “Advice of the Day” about romance, risk, and dangerous stationery.
Advice of the Day: Romantic Escalation
The Sage offers bold Valentine’s advice: ask what their ex used to buy — then go bigger. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about romance, competition, and risky confidence.
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