In the age of Reels and Shorts, the Sage recommends preparing for your close-up. Next time someone says, “Can you hear me?”, tap record and strike a pose. You may never post it—but your swagger will thank you.
Tag Archives: Advice
Advice of the Day: The AI Voice Scam Countermove
With AI voice scams on the rise, the Sage suggests an unconventional trick: answer with a duck quack. If they don’t pause or hang up, congrats—you’ve just exposed a faker.
Advice of the Day: Plant-Based Paranoia
Today’s advice from The Sage is perfect for the overly imaginative: if your houseplants are gossiping about you, confuse them by rotating their positions weekly. Amusingly impractical, beautifully unhelpful.
Advice of the Day: The Sock Rotation Doctrine
The Sage advises odd socks on Tuesdays — not for comfort, but for mystery. Today’s advice celebrates the unsettling power of mismatched ankles and the quiet confidence of chaotic dressing.
Advice of the Day: Brick in the Briefcase
The Sage shares an unusual tip: carry a brick in your briefcase. You’ll never need it, but it creates an air of mystery, menace, and DIY potential. Ideal for meetings.
Advice of the Day: The Umbrella Principle
The Sage offers a bold take on wet weather: ignore it. Today’s advice encourages you to embrace dampness with quiet defiance and absolutely no umbrella. Dryness, after all, is a mindset.
Advice of the Day: The Emergency Banana
The Sage offers practical advice: always carry an emergency banana. It may not solve your problems, but it will confuse your enemies and keep your potassium levels in check. Possibly both.
Advice of the Day: Pick Your Battles
Don’t argue with idiots—they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Today, the Sage offers timeless advice on choosing your battles wisely and walking away from nonsense with dignity (and your blood pressure intact).
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day…Thoughts.
Today’s Sage Advice: “If you have a problem, just try not thinking about it.” Sound logic or absolute chaos? Only on The Sage Page.
Advice of the Day: Anti-Spy Strategy
Advice of the Day: “To prove you’re not a spy, begin every conversation by shouting ‘Who are you?!’” A highly questionable tactic from The Sage — use at your own peril.
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