The Sage reveals his latest time-saving tip: stop watering your plants and start teaching them independence. With a blend of nonsense and botanical optimism, he claims your houseplants can learn to crawl to the sink. Equal parts absurd, eco-friendly, and faintly alarming — classic Sage logic.
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The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day:
The Sage shares his latest pearl of anti-adventurous wisdom: avoid getting lost by never going anywhere new. A masterclass in staying put and calling it mindfulness, this advice perfectly captures his philosophy of doing less, thinking more, and never needing Google Maps again.
The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day: “Save money on petrol — by only driving downhill!”
The Sage reveals his latest penny-pinching plan: save petrol by only driving downhill! Ingeniously impractical yet oddly persuasive, his wisdom reminds us that gravity costs nothing — until the brakes fail. Classic Sage logic: half philosophy, half catastrophe, and entirely freewheeling nonsense.
The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day: “Save on electricity — by sleeping during daylight hours!”
The Sage offers another brilliantly unhelpful tip: save electricity by sleeping through the day! In his quest for thrift and enlightenment, he suggests embracing nocturnal life to avoid daytime bills, neighbours, and responsibility alike. Enlightening, foolish, and entirely impractical — another gem of wisdom from The Sage.
100 childish kids jokes
This collection features 100 kid-friendly jokes designed to spark laughter and joy. Suitable for any occasion, the jokes range from clever puns to classic knock-knock ones, ensuring entertainment for children of all ages. Emphasizing the fun of sharing laughter, these jokes are perfect for family gatherings and school settings alike.
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