Advice of the Day: Modern Dating

The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles modern dating with bold, counter-intuitive strategies designed to eliminate awkward silences and maximise romantic efficiency. A Viz Top Tips–style take on relationships — structured, mildly alarming, and dangerously amusing.

Advice of the Day: Dangerous Observations

The Sage reveals his most survival-focused advice yet: never tell your partner her diet isn’t working. A funny and dangerously relatable “Advice of the Day” on love, honesty, and self-preservation.