The Sage shares a divine solution for workplace napping: if you’re caught sleeping, just wake up and say, “In Jesus’ name, Amen!” A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about survival, creativity, and improvised holiness.
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Quote of the Day: Dining Out
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage highlights the true value of eating out: “The bill is forgotten by morning. The company is remembered for years.” A warm and humorous reminder that meals shared with friends are worth far more than their cost, and that good company outlasts every receipt.
Advice of the Day: Upstream Survival
The Sage offers practical wilderness wisdom: always drink upstream from the herd. A humorous “Advice of the Day” about nature, survival, and avoiding bovine surprises.
Advice of the Day: Feline Disaster Prevention
The Sage offers life-saving home-cleaning wisdom: never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about feline chaos, suction, and self-preservation.
Quote of the Day: The Rain
In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage offers a gentle reflection on rainy days: “A rainy day is just the sky reminding us to slow down before we leak as well.” A humorous yet meaningful reminder that storms are invitations to pause, release pressure, and care for ourselves before we become overwhelmed.
Advice of the Day: The Finger of Doom
The Sage issues a vital warning about the world’s oldest dad prank: never pull his finger. A cheeky “Advice of the Day” about survival, flatulence, and generational mischief.
This Day in History: 27 November 1843 — The Teapot and the Daylight Dragnet
On 27 November 1843, Londoner John Lee stood trial at the Old Bailey for stealing a silver tea-pot and sugar-basin from the home of a gentleman. Convicted and sentenced to seven years’ transportation, his story reveals how even domestic theft could result in exile in Victorian Britain.
Advice of the Day: Volume Control
The Sage shares his secret for surviving unclear conversations: just nod and hope for the best. A funny “Advice of the Day” about communication, misunderstanding, and accidental life commitments.
Quote of the Day: Budgeting
In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage offers a gentle take on money and self-control: “Budgeting is simply telling your future self where today’s nonsense stopped.” A humorous and thoughtful reflection on spending, restraint, and why financial wisdom is really just kindness toward the person you’ll be tomorrow.
Quote of the Day: Certainty
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage explores the cost of certainty: “The more certain you become, the more housework your mind requires.” A witty and thoughtful reflection on how rigid beliefs demand constant mental effort, while curiosity and openness offer a lighter, freer path to understanding life and ourselves.
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